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Убойный сборник анекдотов

Вашему вниманию предлагается сборник анекдотов. Тонкий юмор, блестящее остроумие, забавные парадоксы, комические ситуации, курьезные случаи из жизни – все это здесь, в книгах, которые способны доставить немало веселых минут каждому, кто возьмет их в руки. Читайте, смейтесь и будьте уверены, что все это не про Вас!



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For those who are trying to take a more natural approach to labor then it’s a very good idea to find some good Lamaze breathing classes. Lamaze breathing consists of breathing techniques that help manage the pain of labor. It isn’t a pain killer. Its purpose is to take your concentration off the pain and on the breathing. It also helps you stay relaxed and keeps you from panicking. Lamaze breathing is a great exercise during pregnancy as well because it delivers more oxygen to the baby.
 
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Another technique is called the blowing breath. This is more of a shallow breath that’s done when you’re relaxed. It’s a very soft breath. To get a feel at how shallow it needs to be you can grab a paper or candle and hold it some inches away and when you breathe out the paper should flutter or if you’re using a candle the flame would gently blow out. To try this as an exercise do a cleansing breathe for 90 seconds and follow with the blowing breathe for another 90 seconds and then go back to the cleansing breathe for another 90 seconds.
 
The patterned breathe is the one everyone knows as the “hee, hee, hoo”. The technique behind this one involves 2-4 rapid exhales of hee, hee, hee to one blow of hoo. They are soft inhales in between the exhales and the blow. That is, inhale rapidly in between the hee and the hoo. When you’e having a contraction you want to start with the cleansing breathe then the patterned breathing and end again at the cleansing once the contraction starts slowing down.
 
There is no right or wrong breath. Do what makes you feel relaxed and comfortable. The different stages of labor might be another determining factor. During your pregnancy practice all the breathing techniques along with some deep breathing techniques to get some extra oxygen flowing through your body and down to your body. If you practice breathing throughout your pregnancy then breathing during labor should become a second nature to you and it will be more manageable. Remember there’s a difference between breathing deeply and hyperventilating. Make sure you keep a healthy balance in your breathing and to make it fun have a friend join you.
 
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The bicycle is likely the first and foremost ubiquitous icon of urban fitness that one is likely to spot in an Asian city. It does a wonderful job of keeping the air clean while simultaneously providing relatively quick and convenient transportation through the city streets. It is one invention that has truly held its own through other advances in modern transportation technology. It requires no gas, no electricity, little maintenance, and is generally very affordable to the masses. Combine it with electric mass transit, and a city is humming with green, sustainable energy.
 
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Next up is a spectacularly simple invention that once seemed to be practically irreplaceable. The staircase is still present in just about any building with 2 or more stories, but it seems that it is being hidden more and more. What may seem odd is that in some Asian cities, the train systems sometime offer no other easy way to access the train platform. Elevators are not always available and if escalators are present, they often only run in one direction. Even when there is an elevator available, they are usually small and generally only used by people with strollers or large luggage and so on. What all of this means is that people are actually using their bodies to walk up and down staircases which are often rather long. It may be surprising, but they are not generally winded and collapsing at the top, either. Let’s just say that this sort of daily exercise is gold for those who are seeking a firmer and smaller behind.
 
There are, obviously, other factors involved in these cities which contribute to the people staying fit. Combined with a greatly decreased intake of red meat so prevalently ingested in parts of the west, this daily integrated exercise goes a surprisingly long way to make a fit society.
 
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Frisbee Golf
 
Golf anyone? Yes you heard right. There is a fun and unique form of Frisbee known as Frisbee Golf that you may or may not have heard of. It is also known as Disc Golf or evidently even occasionally by “Frolf”. Whatever name it goes by it is a pastime you might enjoy exploring more by either finding a local Frisbee Golf course or even fashioning a portable one and playing with some friends or family. You may be in a lucky situation where there is actually a Frisbee Golf league near you that you can join so you can get a good introduction from some seasoned Frolf pros. There are actually around 3000 or so courses in the US and supposedly one out of five Golf rounds played in the US in 2009 was actually a round of Frisbee Golf.
 
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